INTER-DIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

1. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?

Embrace the hysteria.

Immediately contact the authorities.

Leave the area.

Consume more ergot.

Join them, and leave your friends behind.

2. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

20+

1-3

4-20

3. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

Yes

No - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment

No - Broken escalators are prone to total collapse

No - The broken escalator IS stairs

4. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____

Strange Liquids

Faygo (Whoop Whoop)

Koolaid

Flavor Aid

5. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?

Temple OS

Windows 95

Windows 98

Macintosh System Software

The one with that bird

6. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?

Pluto

All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.

Pluto

7. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____

Witch Doctor

Doctor

Spin Doctor

Dentist

8. What two things are certain in life?

Waves and Particles

The status of a enclosed cat

Death and Taxes

Meaning and Purpose

9. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

Yes, I remember

I did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices

I did not experience a past life during that time

10. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

A nut for a jar of tuna

(Yo, banana boy!)

Murder for a jar of red rum

11. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...

Tell No Lies

Be Alive

Cry A Billion Tears

Not Need Eyes

12. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

NULL - You have only picked up some seltzer water

Cart return area

On a curb

Adjacent parking space

13. Select the most CORRECT answer.

KURRECT

CORRECT

CHORHECT

14. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?

The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.

A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.

Trick Question - This is nonsense!

15. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

The answer is blowing in the wind

War is Eternal