INTER-DIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

1. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

NULL - You have only picked up some seltzer water

Adjacent parking space

On a curb

Cart return area

2. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?

Trick Question - This is nonsense!

The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.

A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.

3. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

1-3

4-20

20+

4. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

Murder for a jar of red rum

A nut for a jar of tuna

(Yo, banana boy!)

5. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

The answer is blowing in the wind

War is Eternal

6. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

Yes

No - Broken escalators are prone to total collapse

No - The broken escalator IS stairs

No - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment

7. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____

Witch Doctor

Doctor

Spin Doctor

Dentist

8. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?

Consume more ergot.

Immediately contact the authorities.

Leave the area.

Embrace the hysteria.

Join them, and leave your friends behind.

9. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?

Pluto

All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.

Pluto

10. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...

Cry A Billion Tears

Be Alive

Not Need Eyes

Tell No Lies

11. Select the most CORRECT answer.

CHORHECT

CORRECT

KURRECT

12. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?

Temple OS

Windows 98

Macintosh System Software

Windows 95

The one with that bird

13. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____

Flavor Aid

Koolaid

Faygo (Whoop Whoop)

Strange Liquids

14. What two things are certain in life?

The status of a enclosed cat

Death and Taxes

Waves and Particles

Meaning and Purpose

15. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

I did not experience a past life during that time

I did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices

Yes, I remember