INTER-DIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

1. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...

Cry A Billion Tears

Tell No Lies

Be Alive

Not Need Eyes

2. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

20+

4-20

1-3

3. Select the most CORRECT answer.

CHORHECT

KURRECT

CORRECT

4. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

I did not experience a past life during that time

Yes, I remember

I did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices

5. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

Adjacent parking space

NULL - You have only picked up some seltzer water

On a curb

Cart return area

6. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?

Macintosh System Software

The one with that bird

Windows 95

Windows 98

Temple OS

7. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____

Faygo (Whoop Whoop)

Strange Liquids

Koolaid

Flavor Aid

8. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

The answer is blowing in the wind

War is Eternal

9. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

No - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment

Yes

No - Broken escalators are prone to total collapse

No - The broken escalator IS stairs

10. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?

Trick Question - This is nonsense!

The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.

A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.

11. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?

All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.

Pluto

12. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?

Consume more ergot.

Embrace the hysteria.

Leave the area.

Join them, and leave your friends behind.

Immediately contact the authorities.

13. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____

Witch Doctor

Spin Doctor

Doctor

Dentist

14. What two things are certain in life?

The status of a enclosed cat

Waves and Particles

Death and Taxes

Meaning and Purpose

15. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

(Yo, banana boy!)

Murder for a jar of red rum

A nut for a jar of tuna