INTER-DIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

1. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____

Koolaid

Flavor Aid

Strange Liquids

Faygo (Whoop Whoop)

2. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?

Leave the area.

Consume more ergot.

Immediately contact the authorities.

Embrace the hysteria.

Join them, and leave your friends behind.

3. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

A nut for a jar of tuna

(Yo, banana boy!)

Murder for a jar of red rum

4. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?

Pluto

All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.

Pluto

5. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?

Windows 95

Macintosh System Software

The one with that bird

Windows 98

Temple OS

6. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

I did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices

I did not experience a past life during that time

Yes, I remember

7. What two things are certain in life?

Death and Taxes

Waves and Particles

Meaning and Purpose

The status of a enclosed cat

8. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...

Not Need Eyes

Cry A Billion Tears

Be Alive

Tell No Lies

9. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?

Trick Question - This is nonsense!

The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.

A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.

10. Select the most CORRECT answer.

CORRECT

KURRECT

CHORHECT

11. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____

Witch Doctor

Dentist

Spin Doctor

Doctor

12. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

No - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment

No - Broken escalators are prone to total collapse

Yes

No - The broken escalator IS stairs

13. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

4-20

1-3

20+

14. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

Adjacent parking space

Cart return area

On a curb

NULL - You have only picked up some seltzer water

15. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

The answer is blowing in the wind

War is Eternal