INTER-DIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

1. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?

Macintosh System Software

Windows 98

The one with that bird

Temple OS

Windows 95

2. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

20+

4-20

1-3

3. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____

Faygo (Whoop Whoop)

Koolaid

Flavor Aid

Strange Liquids

4. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?

A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.

The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.

Trick Question - This is nonsense!

5. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?

Pluto

All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.

Pluto

6. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

The answer is blowing in the wind

War is Eternal

7. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...

Cry A Billion Tears

Tell No Lies

Not Need Eyes

Be Alive

8. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

Murder for a jar of red rum

A nut for a jar of tuna

(Yo, banana boy!)

9. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

On a curb

Cart return area

NULL - You have only picked up some seltzer water

Adjacent parking space

10. Select the most CORRECT answer.

CHORHECT

CORRECT

KURRECT

11. What two things are certain in life?

Death and Taxes

Meaning and Purpose

Waves and Particles

The status of a enclosed cat

12. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?

Immediately contact the authorities.

Join them, and leave your friends behind.

Embrace the hysteria.

Leave the area.

Consume more ergot.

13. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

No - The broken escalator IS stairs

Yes

No - Broken escalators are prone to total collapse

No - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment

14. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

I did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices

I did not experience a past life during that time

Yes, I remember

15. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____

Spin Doctor

Doctor

Witch Doctor

Dentist