INTER-DIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

1. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____

Flavor Aid

Strange Liquids

Faygo (Whoop Whoop)

Koolaid

2. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

A nut for a jar of tuna

(Yo, banana boy!)

Murder for a jar of red rum

3. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?

Leave the area.

Immediately contact the authorities.

Consume more ergot.

Join them, and leave your friends behind.

Embrace the hysteria.

4. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

No - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment

No - Broken escalators are prone to total collapse

Yes

No - The broken escalator IS stairs

5. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

I did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices

Yes, I remember

I did not experience a past life during that time

6. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...

Be Alive

Not Need Eyes

Tell No Lies

Cry A Billion Tears

7. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____

Dentist

Witch Doctor

Spin Doctor

Doctor

8. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?

Windows 95

Windows 98

The one with that bird

Temple OS

Macintosh System Software

9. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

War is Eternal

The answer is blowing in the wind

10. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?

Pluto

All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.

11. Select the most CORRECT answer.

CORRECT

CHORHECT

KURRECT

12. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

Adjacent parking space

On a curb

Cart return area

NULL - You have only picked up some seltzer water

13. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

1-3

20+

4-20

14. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?

A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.

The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.

Trick Question - This is nonsense!

15. What two things are certain in life?

Waves and Particles

The status of a enclosed cat

Meaning and Purpose

Death and Taxes