INTER-DIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

1. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

I did not experience a past life during that time

Yes, I remember

I did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices

2. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

20+

1-3

4-20

3. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

Cart return area

On a curb

NULL - You have only picked up some seltzer water

Adjacent parking space

4. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____

Dentist

Witch Doctor

Spin Doctor

Doctor

5. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

(Yo, banana boy!)

A nut for a jar of tuna

Murder for a jar of red rum

6. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?

All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.

Pluto

7. What two things are certain in life?

The status of a enclosed cat

Waves and Particles

Meaning and Purpose

Death and Taxes

8. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

Yes

No - The broken escalator IS stairs

No - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment

No - Broken escalators are prone to total collapse

9. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...

Not Need Eyes

Be Alive

Tell No Lies

Cry A Billion Tears

10. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?

Embrace the hysteria.

Immediately contact the authorities.

Consume more ergot.

Leave the area.

Join them, and leave your friends behind.

11. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____

Strange Liquids

Flavor Aid

Koolaid

Faygo (Whoop Whoop)

12. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?

Temple OS

Macintosh System Software

The one with that bird

Windows 95

Windows 98

13. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

The answer is blowing in the wind

War is Eternal

14. Select the most CORRECT answer.

CORRECT

CHORHECT

KURRECT

15. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?

Trick Question - This is nonsense!

The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.

A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.