INTER-DIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

1. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

No - Broken escalators are prone to total collapse

No - The broken escalator IS stairs

No - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment

Yes

2. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

The answer is blowing in the wind

War is Eternal

3. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____

Spin Doctor

Dentist

Witch Doctor

Doctor

4. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?

Pluto

All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.

Pluto

5. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?

Leave the area.

Join them, and leave your friends behind.

Immediately contact the authorities.

Embrace the hysteria.

Consume more ergot.

6. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?

Trick Question - This is nonsense!

The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.

A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.

7. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

1-3

20+

4-20

8. Select the most CORRECT answer.

CORRECT

CHORHECT

KURRECT

9. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

Adjacent parking space

On a curb

Cart return area

NULL - You have only picked up some seltzer water

10. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

(Yo, banana boy!)

A nut for a jar of tuna

Murder for a jar of red rum

11. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?

Windows 95

The one with that bird

Temple OS

Macintosh System Software

Windows 98

12. What two things are certain in life?

Waves and Particles

Meaning and Purpose

Death and Taxes

The status of a enclosed cat

13. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____

Flavor Aid

Faygo (Whoop Whoop)

Strange Liquids

Koolaid

14. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...

Be Alive

Tell No Lies

Not Need Eyes

Cry A Billion Tears

15. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

I did not experience a past life during that time

Yes, I remember

I did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices