INTERDIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT May 20, 2021 8:54 pm Published by goofcraft Leave a comment 1. How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?War is EternalThe answer is blowing in the wind2. The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?YesNo - The broken escalator IS stairsNo - Broken escalators are prone to total collapseNo - You take this as an omen and cancel your appointment3. Eva, can I see bees in a cave?(Yo, banana boy!)Murder for a jar of red rumA nut for a jar of tuna4. ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?4-201-320+05. Select the most CORRECT answer.CORRECTCHORHECTKURRECT6. COMPLETE THIS: Stand back I am a ____DoctorWitch DoctorDentistSpin Doctor7. How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck?Trick Question - This is nonsense!A chuck wood has no ability to chuck.The answer is still being vigorously debated by beings of higher dimensions.8. OPINION: What is your favorite planet in the solar system?All extraterrestrial bodies are beautiful.PlutoPlutoPluto9. COMPLETE THIS: Don't drink the ____Strange LiquidsFaygo (Whoop Whoop)Flavor AidKoolaid10. What two things are certain in life?Waves and ParticlesDeath and TaxesMeaning and PurposeThe status of a enclosed cat11. PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?On a curbNULL - You have only picked up some seltzer waterCart return areaAdjacent parking space12. PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 man will...Be AliveCry A Billion TearsNot Need EyesTell No Lies13. Tech Check: What operating system does your spiritual hardware run on?The one with that birdWindows 98Windows 95Temple OSMacintosh System Software14. PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?I did not experience a past life during that timeYes, I rememberI did exist but do no longer remember due to poor choices15. PAST LIFE RECALL: A crowd around you starts to dance uncontrollably, what do you do?Embrace the hysteria.Leave the area.Consume more ergot.Join them, and leave your friends behind.Immediately contact the authorities.Time is Up! Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
