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INTERDIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT

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ESTIMATE: How many worms have you picked up from the concrete and placed in the grass after it rained?

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PLEASE ANSWER HONESTLY: Where do you put the shopping cart when you are done shopping?

How many years must the cannonballs fly, before they are forever banned?

The escalator ahead of you is broken, do you take the stairs next to them?

PREDICT THIS: In the year 2525 will man...

Eva, can I see bees in a cave?

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PAST LIFE RECALL: Do you remember 9/21/1976 - 7:30pm?

A mass of people around you start dancing, what do you do?

How much chuck does a chuck wood do if a chuck wood could do chuck

INTERDIMENSIONAL PAST LIFE ASSESSMENT
0 This is your very first life! Embrace it fully and set your being along the path to a dimensional transfer. Your punch card should be un punched.
This is your very first life! Embrace it fully and set your being along the path to a dimensional transfer. Your punch card should be un punched.
1 You have completed one lifespan already! A great start! Your card should have ONE punch in it
You have completed one lifespan already! A great start! Your card should have ONE punch in it
2 Your being has completed two life times already! Wow what a ride so far. Your card should have TWO punches in it.
Your being has completed two life times already! Wow what a ride so far. Your card should have TWO punches in it.
3 Excellent! Your being has completed THREE life times. You are truly an inspiration to us all. Your card should have (3) punches.
Excellent! Your being has completed THREE life times. You are truly an inspiration to us all. Your card should have (3) punches.
4 Holy cow! FOUR life times completed already? You have much to teach us. Continue your journey. Your card should have FOUR punches on it.
Holy cow! FOUR life times completed already? You have much to teach us. Continue your journey. Your card should have FOUR punches on it.
5 Incredible, your being has fully completed FIVE ENTIRE LIFETIMES! You are almost there. Spread your wisdom to other beings and listen to your heart. Your punch card should have FIVE punches in it!
Incredible, your being has fully completed FIVE ENTIRE LIFETIMES! You are almost there. Spread your wisdom to other beings and listen to your heart. Your punch card should have FIVE punches in it!
6 You will soon be ready for your next journey in the 4th Dimension. Your being will be able to traverse time as simply as movement in the 3rd Dimension is for you now. Your punchcard should have all SIX punches! CONGLATURATION!!! Please await further instructions.
You will soon be ready for your next journey in the 4th Dimension. Your being will be able to traverse time as simply as movement in the 3rd Dimension is for you now. Your punchcard should have all SIX punches! CONGLATURATION!!! Please await further instructions.

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